What is Chrimp?
1.
A person that is both exceedingly tall and skinny with small eyes that resemble those of a
Actors John Hawkes and DJ Qualls. Historical figure Abraham Lincoln.
"Make sure you roll your car windows all the way up or a chrimpy mother fucker will reach through that crack and get your shit!"
"My friend is such a chrimp he makes pants out of dryer hose."
"That guy is so chrimpy his fingers look like pool ques"
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2.
To 'pimp' something in a Christmas like fashion.
That house was really 'chrimped' up.
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