Chrimp

What is Chrimp?


1.

A person that is both exceedingly tall and skinny with small eyes that resemble those of a shrimp(shrimp eyes). Often a "Chrimp" will be over 6 feet tall but weigh under 130 lbs.

Actors John Hawkes and DJ Qualls. Historical figure Abraham Lincoln.

"Make sure you roll your car windows all the way up or a chrimpy mother fucker will reach through that crack and get your shit!"

"My friend is such a chrimp he makes pants out of dryer hose."

"That guy is so chrimpy his fingers look like pool ques"

See gangly, lanky, skinny, skeletor

2.

To 'pimp' something in a Christmas like fashion.

That house was really 'chrimped' up.

See christmas, pimp, cheesy, tacky


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