Chris Bartnicki

What is Chris Bartnicki?


1.

someone of polish decent, usually under 5 and a half feet tall, with a severe anger problem. Typically has one arm bigger than the other and has what some might consider to be a "small" wiener.

you see that scrub in the pajama pants over there? he's a real chris bartnicki

See chris, scrub, christian, bitch, midget, polack, polish, angry, anger, pissy, unproportional


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