What is Chris Cooley?
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one of the best tight ends in the NFL who plays for the Washington Redskins. Chris Cooley typically owns anyone who covers him and his hair is sweet (no homo). He also got with two Redskins cheerleaders before marrying one of them (total baller hes a beast). Chris Cooley is also known as CAPTAIN CHAOS
fan- dude, did you see Cooley tear it up yesterday?
fan #2- yea hes ridiculous i wish we had him
Chris Cooley=Beast
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