What is You Sir, Are An Ass?
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the last thing that pre civil war man heard from a colnel with a large grey moustache before he was slapped in the face with a glove. this led to a duel between two people and the person who won got free cornbread!
im a gentleman! so im gonna hit you with this glove and later blow your chest apart! gentlemens game!
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The button that the sound guy pushes when the band pisses him off. See also Suck knob.
singer: Dude, I have to be louder than the othe..
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A inebriated Ninja,
Ninja's tend to get very violent when inebriated so approach with caution
bartender: Hey Ninja I think you ha..
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Naked Performance Art! Requires one penis and one household vacuum cleaner with nozzle attachment.
Turn the vacuum cleaner on and hold..