What is Text War?
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a phenomenon occurring between two people who are either in the beginning stages of a relationship, having no strings attached sex, or on the verge of breaking up. involves endless texting in which the victor of the text war considers himself or herself to be the in the position of power. usually begins with "Wr r u?", but can take many forms. The spoils of victory most likely take the form of the winner choosing the "when and where" of the next sexual encounter.
That stupid French guy and I had a text war last night, but there was no way I was driving to his apartment for subpar sex.
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Random Words:
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Used to describe wild animals that are accustomed to human contact.
Wow those parrots are really peoplelized.
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A slut. One who rides the junk religiously.
phrase coined on episode 96 of The Mediocre Show with Eric and Taylor.
Also can be shorte..
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a seriously unattractive female
Tim was out on the piss one night and pulled a right fucking "uggernaught"
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