Chris Matthews Edit Meaning

1.

Chris Matthews is a raging, screaming blowhard that works for MSNBC. Not to be confused with Fox News' Chris Wallace, who is the one President Clintonbitch slapped over several minutes for being a smug prick. Matthews does kiss up to some guest like his boss Dan Abrams. He never gives most guest a chance to answer the question before yelling another one that is often of much less importance than the first one....Example:

Matthews: Do you think we should have invaded Iraq!

Guest: I think with the....(interpreted by Matthews)

Matthews: How about this great spring Weather! That's a nice watch!

He has stated before "you'd be shocked how conservative I really am." Although on the issue of firearms he is a gun grabber. Often stating in several minutes of off the subject rants, what's wrong with people in Iowa, Ohio, the South, Western states and my brothers. Why do they want a gun? Rudy Giulianiand New York Cityget it. What's with these people having guns.

Chris Matthews: What's with Hillary saying she gets the debate questions first? You want them first.

Guest: No you don't, if you get it second you have time to think about the answer.

Chris Matthews: I don't get it.

Guest: If you are a Nooblike Barack Obama and do not know the answer you can later say "yeah me too". It gives you time to think the answer through and you can play got you if the first person answering makes a mistake.

Chris Matthews: I don't get it.

Keith Olbermann: Me neither.

Guest: What a dumbass!

Chris Matthews: You are banned.

Guest: And you guys are so in the tank for Obama.

Chris Matthews is often referred to as "Tweety."

See asskisser, msnbc, gun grabber, news bunny, barack obama, elitist, pompous, arrogant, bullshit artist, douche bag, blowhard, draft dodger

2.

MSNBC's answer to Bill O'Reilly. Claims to be independent but is actually a progressive. Says the word "conservative" with contempt in his voice. If he is not throwing softballs to Al Sharpton then he is playing hardball with neo-cons and conservatives and sings the praises of Barack Obama. Most Democrats love his show. He is what Alan Colmes wishes to be.

In numerous online polls. Chris Matthews has been voted the host most likely to shill for the left.

See msnbc, answer, bill o'reilly, shill, independent

3.

Bumbling, spitting moron employed by MSNBC to further propogate liberal bs to unwitting minorities and the 18-24 low information voter. Has been known to achieve orgasm at the sight of Barrack Obama.

Completes the MSNBC Obama "fluffer" trifecta alongside lunatic Olbermann and uber-dyke Rachel Maddow. 1/3 of the reason MSNBC ratings swim with the carp.

Chris Matthews had to be rushed of the MSNBC set as he provided himself a DNA sample at the mere sight of Barrack Obama

See coward, fluffer, moonbat, failure, spit

4.

The Fox news caster who got his balls busted and his ass handed to him for mallicously trying slander a intellegent man.

Boy, did you see Chris Matthews, Clinton busted his balls like a champion 9-ball player!

See clinton, owned, fox news