Chris Petrikis

What is Chris Petrikis?

A man with a 5 inch penis who loves anal sex and giving blumpkins to random people in restrooms.

I saw Chris Petrikis in the bathroom at that restaurant and I knew what he was there for.

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1. Weed Hangover Holy shit man, last night I smoked 4 jski's and this morning I can barely tie my shoes. I have a brutal W.H.O. See..

Colonblow

1. A maximum-strength laxative, not for the faint of heart. You will literally shit your guts out. The mucus lining your intestines will be..

Zombiekeeper

1. A website so full of ass kissers it beggers belief that no one gets chapped lips. Fake congratulations and backslapping abound. Its just..

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