Christian Wank

What is Christian Wank?

from behind, a man inserts his spam javelininto the armpit of his partner who then crosses him/herself vigorously until the man reaches orgasm.

the catholic priest told the police that christian wanking a choir-boy was not strictly a crime in the eyes of god.

See religious, catholicism, wank, masturbate, jerk, toss

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