What is Christipalin?
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- noun
A term that born-again pentocostal christians use to describe their religion out of fear that saying they are a born-again pentocostal will hurt their political career.
"Let's go into that Christipalin church, and pray that raped women don't get abortions."
"Let's go into that Christipalin church, and perform an exorcism on a gay."
"I believe in Christipalin-ity, and 2,000 years ago people road their dinosaurs to church."
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