Christmas Abyss

What is Christmas Abyss?


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The conspicuous absence and lack of communication from all your friends who celebrate the Christmas holiday (both secular and religious) due to family commitments and/or over-consumption of alcohol on Christmas Eve. The Abyss can normally be observed on December 25th.

A: Man, where is everyone? I can't get a hold of anyone today.

B: They must have fallen into the Christmas Abyss.

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