Christmas Boner

What is Christmas Boner?


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The strange erection you get on Christmas morning due to the excitement of opening presents or the thought of opening presents.

I got a Christmas boner when I saw a huge present by the tree that was for me.

See christmas, boner, presents, excitement, erection


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