Christmas Boner

What is Christmas Boner?

The strange erection you get on Christmas morning due to the excitement of opening presents or the thought of opening presents.

I got a Christmas boner when I saw a huge present by the tree that was for me.

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You Little Shit!!!

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Paloompus

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