Christmas Boner

What is Christmas Boner?

The strange erection you get on Christmas morning due to the excitement of opening presents or the thought of opening presents.

I got a Christmas boner when I saw a huge present by the tree that was for me.

See christmas, boner, presents, excitement, erection

Zernaff

1. A sexual term for a mixture of sperm and blood. It is really weird when you pull a Zernaff with your girl friend when you two make love..

Zoofetishist

1. A person whom Zoophilia is a fetish, kinky or taboo and that being their only interest besides the sexual pleasure gained. He only look..

Rez Rat

1. Derived from the phrase Hood Rat, but instead of the so called "nasty, skanky, ho- bitch" being from the hood, she happens to ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Christmas Boner Edit Meaning