What is Christmas Castro?
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the member of the family who takes it upon themselves to make sure everyone has a god damn happy holiday.
Christmas eve dinner really sucked until Christmas Castro made us drink cheap red wine and forced us to deck the halls.
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(noun) Someone who is a premature ejaculator
Boy - Hey baby you ready?
Girl - Yeah.
*bam*
Girl - What happened?
Boy - I finished.
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The act of being asked to become the "Godfather" of a child, then only to be asked to step down from that honor before the bap..