What is Christmas Castro?
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the member of the family who takes it upon themselves to make sure everyone has a god damn happy holiday.
Christmas eve dinner really sucked until Christmas Castro made us drink cheap red wine and forced us to deck the halls.
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Mother fucking zombie apocalypse.
Guy 1: "the zompocalypse is upon us !"
Guy 2: "braaainnss. *nom nom nom*"
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performing oral on your female partner while she is having "that time of the month", then proceeding to make out with her.
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