What is Christmas Castro?
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the member of the family who takes it upon themselves to make sure everyone has a god damn happy holiday.
Christmas eve dinner really sucked until Christmas Castro made us drink cheap red wine and forced us to deck the halls.
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Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, but you give her a goatee, a'la Robert Goulet.
I went to Vegas, picked up a bombshell & gave her a..