Christmas Dinner

What is Christmas Dinner?


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A dinner scheduled at Christmas in which you meet all your relatives who you would never see or have any form of communication with (other than this day), and talk about stupid shit like how the weathers been, how well you're doing in school, how much weight people gained, and when you're going to get a girlfriend. Then talk to your hot cousin who you would seriously fuck if she wasnt your relative (but always keep your feelings bottled up inside because NO ONE wants to know that). Then you all eat a giant turkey and ham with stuffing, then have dessert. Then never talk to each other for the corrisponding year, (because you're "family") until the next inevitable Christmas dinner comes along.

I hate Christmas dinner, can you tell?

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