Christmas Porn

What is Christmas Porn?


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porn with a yuletide theme is christmas porn

Christmas Porn , You know the drill:

Birds enjoying someone coming down their chimney.

Santa emptying his sack for twins.

Muslims looking on awkwardly, wanting to join in but knowing that their religion strictly forbids it.

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