Christmas Porn

What is Christmas Porn?

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porn with a yuletide theme is christmas porn

Christmas Porn , You know the drill:

Birds enjoying someone coming down their chimney.

Santa emptying his sack for twins.

Muslims looking on awkwardly, wanting to join in but knowing that their religion strictly forbids it.

See porn, santa, christmas, tree, stockings

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