Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

See christmas, autofellatio, masturbation, season, winter

Heauegerkergerk

1. From the amazing online series, Red vs Blue. The sound one makes when being possessed by the ghost of a soldier also stationed in a box ..

Bodle

1. 1)to bust into someone's room uninvited and unwanted 2)sleeping in calculus 3)to get yelled at in philosophy 1)I can't wait..

Zindabad

1. A word in Urdu language which means"Long Live" Pakistan Zindabad Long live Pakistan See chanting, slogan..

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