Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

See christmas, autofellatio, masturbation, season, winter

Jiggly Puffs

1. Women's Breasts That Bitch got some nice Jiggly Puffs See Boom Boom..

Juice Mouse

1. A shart. A liquid sword that is surprisingly discharged when trying to fart. He went up for a lay-up and came down with a juice mouse...

Blowing Stink

1. v:to fart, flatulate, to pass gas We were riding in the car, someone was blowing stink so bad, we had to roll down the windows! See fa..

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