Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

See christmas, autofellatio, masturbation, season, winter

Victum

1. When idiots cant spell Victim. or used for LOL Speak Johny is a victum of unsaid faults See victim, victum, attack, rape..

Dutch Moment

1. A period of time when you turn bright red from blushing. Usually used after being caught doing something embarassing. Last night, I cal..

Devious And Sneaky

1. When chased by someone weilding a random melee weapon without your knowledge. When someone steals your watch right in front of your fa..

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