Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

See christmas, autofellatio, masturbation, season, winter

Iloo

1. When someone says ILU (I love you) in real life it sounds like iloo. Iloo Rose! Iloo2 Ross! See i love you, iloo, ilu, ilu2..

Instant Listener

1. Someone who claims to be a die hard fan of a music artist once one of their singles gets popular to seem cool when they actually greatly..

Da Biddness

1. Basically Saying U Already Know Wat It Iz Person 2-Damn I See U Went To Da Mall N Bought A Whole BUncha SHiit U Must Got Paypa...!?! ..

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