Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

See christmas, autofellatio, masturbation, season, winter

Estany

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Eahh

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Yosb

1. a person that works a morning, afternoon or evening shift in a job,and leaves a note for the next shift, eg-Lock main gate when you leav..

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