Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

See christmas, autofellatio, masturbation, season, winter

Demand Miser

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Stodgy

1. 1. somebody who has eaten too much starchy food - spuds, rice, bread, pasta etc - and therefore has become a proper fattie. 2. the bes..

Gimangee

1. When you pull off a gimangee you have to put your butthole on the persons nose while you fart and then masterbate until you come on thei..

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