Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

See christmas, autofellatio, masturbation, season, winter

Chawnk

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Kiffle

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Utilise

1. To make us of something. I utilised a new programming language to create the next version of Windows. See utilize, word, english..

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