Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

See christmas, autofellatio, masturbation, season, winter

Nogro

1. Norwegians who act black "Man I'm sick of those damn Nogro's pimping out their viking boats and shit"..

Fort White

1. A small town in Florida with one traffic light, 5 gas stations, an overcrowded Dollar General, populated by old people, seriously countr..

Unan

1. Pertaining to that of being "God" like. A state of which, one is Unhuman in power. Hes so strong.. Hes unan!..

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