Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

See christmas, autofellatio, masturbation, season, winter

Mandatory Art

1. A humorous and satyrical, yet somewhat serious requirement coined through a frequently mis-hearing ear. It is a policy at the Labyrinth..

No Need

1. adj/statement: udescription of any event, smell, taste, sight, feeling etc that is totally unnecessary. Fat men in thongs - NO NEED! ..

Milbo

1. Mother I'd Like to Bend Over Check out the ass on that MILBO See mother, bend, over, ass..

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