Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

See christmas, autofellatio, masturbation, season, winter

Poondaggle

1. Similar to a dingleberry, yet on the vagina and instead of shit it's dried up puss juice. Kiauni eats his mothers poondaggles like..

Niagra Facial

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W.o.n.k.y.

1. With Out No K.Y. When you don't have any lubricant for butt-sex, but you decide to do it anyway. "I can't believe you le..

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