Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

See christmas, autofellatio, masturbation, season, winter

First Week

1. An annual gathering (also known as "senior week" or "beach week") which celebrates the first week of summer (usually..

200bps

1. Overkill. D/T x4. A walking pug. Frightening and alarming. 200bps. In a furious thunderclap, the man wearing the viking helmet rel..

Dud Root

1. A man/woman who is really bad in bed. I picked up a stunner last night, but was bitterly disappointed when I got her home - she was a d..

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