Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

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Guaranteed

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Ralong

1. A big hole in the universe that consumes all living things. Awklardly it is shaped like a big fat ass. But instead of poo coming out, it..

W-30

1. n. High Performance option package on Oldsmobile 442s from 1966 through 1972. Included OAI (Outside Air Induction) in the form of either..

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