Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

See christmas, autofellatio, masturbation, season, winter

Zorab

1. A person everyone admires, and secretly wishes they could be. "I wish i were a Zorab" said Alex " but sadly I'm too..

Hobo Blogger

1. Someone who routinely skips blogging for a week or more at a time. He's such a hobo blogger I've stopped linking to him...

Jedzilla

1. He is the King of all JEDS! He's a playa hatin, curly haired motha fuckin masta of every situation! A vicious ass kickin machine ..

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