Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

See christmas, autofellatio, masturbation, season, winter

Oppe

1. It means penis or cock. I want your oppe! Im not gay so I dont like oppe. My oppe is bigger than your oppe...

Yo-dog

1. A yo-dog has many definitions but there are three main meanings for the term 1. Someone who thinks highly of themselves even though the..

Spanish Ice

1. A person (spanish) who is very cold. Cold as ice. My roomate in college. "Joe, you spanish ice!" See spanish, ice, cold, fr..

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