Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

See christmas, autofellatio, masturbation, season, winter

H-e-double Hockey Sticks

1. a way to say hell in front of adults what the....oh, hi mrs.applebottom! what the h-e-double hockey sticks?!?!? See hell, hockey, curs..

Hiveports

1. 1. (adj) Of relating to or having the characteristics of hiveports. 2. (n) A growing web-based forums site for teenagers to perform mod..

Hob The Nob

1. Having someone going up and down on your cock with their mouth. "Wow did she know how to hob the nob or what?" See bag pipe,..

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