Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

See christmas, autofellatio, masturbation, season, winter

Eheu

1. (Latin): An exclamation of sorrow or anger; Oh no!, Oh dear! Eheu! You just completely got your shit ruined! Eheu!!!1 See AP..

W00ter

1. w00t, or woot, but then cooler. person1: I passed my exams! person2: w00ter! I'm so happy for you! See woot, w00t, wooter, woute..

Pulled An Obama

1. To stretch the law and government to extreme means and measures for improvement of the economy. I pulled an Obama on my math homework t..

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