Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

See christmas, autofellatio, masturbation, season, winter

Eggwashing

1. To go about and shower somebody/something with eggwash. There are various methods for this, such as: -Filling up a water gun and firin..

Paji

1. A words sikhs use towrds eachother such as black people use nigga. Sat Shri Akal Paji Greetings Paji..

¬_¬

1. A spinoff of the dodgy smily. (Usually showing sarcasm.) I'm thirsty, where's the bleach? (¬_¬) See dodgy, :dodgy:, -_-, ¬_¬..

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