Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

See christmas, autofellatio, masturbation, season, winter

Phantom Switch

1. A switch in a house hold that does not turn anything on or off, or do anything else. click, click, click jonny:stop playing with that ..

Chingasos

1. go to blows, a beating..

K69

1. When your going down on a girl, get your dog to finish her off I'm tired of eating my girls pussy, I'll just K69 her See ora..

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