Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

See christmas, autofellatio, masturbation, season, winter

Ricky Williams

1. abandoner A man who leaves everything behind because he wants to smoke pot in China and only God knows what else. Who are you, Ricky W..

Little Dude

1. The act of wiping a booger on someone's ass while having sex with them from behind. Isaac is the man! He totally gave Chad's ..

Janno

1. cute well dressed yung man das smart but gets his ass in 2 much trubble. Was rili good Janno!!! See Janno 2. Asshole with an asshole..

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