Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

See christmas, autofellatio, masturbation, season, winter

Quadbeep

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Vitamin Water Prostitute

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Vewsy

1. A really hot girl or tight guy or object possibly a band; They can't be a poser (i.e cary around their skateboard everywhere or be ..

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