Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

See christmas, autofellatio, masturbation, season, winter

O+

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Cambodian Clamp

1. Clamping your butt cheaks on ones nose and farting. Last night josh fell asleep and i gave him the Cambodian Clamp. See fart, butt, ch..

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