Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

See christmas, autofellatio, masturbation, season, winter

Inauguritis

1. The feeling of anticipation for the inauguration of Barack Obama. In preparing for travel to Washington DC, this includes studying news ..

Esunas

1. A Girl's name E.G: Wendy, Elizabeth, Alice, Esuna..

Valio Madre

1. Everthing's ruined My parents arrived unexpectedly. Ya valio madre! See madre..

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