Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

See christmas, autofellatio, masturbation, season, winter

Ibt's

1. Itty Bitty Titties guy 1: dude did you see that chick? guy 2: yea she had sum IBT's See titties, boobs, bitty, jugs..

Hwii Noree

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Spume

1. froth on waves They frolicked in the spume until one of them trod on something sharp. 2. gis, gism, load, sperm 3. noun usually ..

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