Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

See christmas, autofellatio, masturbation, season, winter

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Kabre

1. the action of getting your penis caught in your zipper when i was doing my pants up i did a kabre See zipper, pants, pain, sex..

Retard Happy

1. Being extremely happy, more happy than the norm, happy like a retarted person (flapping of the hands etc) man i got laid last night sh..

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