Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

See christmas, autofellatio, masturbation, season, winter

Zajaczkowski

1. pronouced za-ja-kow-ski. a polish girl, incredibly sexy. one look at her and all guys pop up. damn, i just saw a zajaczkowski. See sex..

Vocabularize

1. (v.) To create, coin, or utilize a previously undefined word; to combine portions of one or more words, prefixes, and/or suffixes to pro..

Slingo

1. Combination of 'slang' and 'lingo'. One's own personal vocabulary of words exclusive to them. I use Urban Dic..

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