Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

See christmas, autofellatio, masturbation, season, winter

Zx2000

1. The greatest invention on the PLANET! Maybe in the GALAXY! A wall plug in back massager that you use for (eh-hem) well, NOT BACK mass..

Boyjoy

1. Slang term for the cum of the human male "I got boyjoy all over her." See cum, orgasm, semen, spunk, lovejuice..

Oehring

1. Synonym for perfect. This person does everything right. He is oehring in every way. See perfect, awesome, nice, good, pretty..

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