Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

See christmas, autofellatio, masturbation, season, winter

No Sense Of Cock

1. If someone has this they can't comprehend with the male penis real well. This chick was trying to give me a hummerbut, man, she ha..

Last Shot Hot

1. When an otherwise unattractive or downright ugly woman appears to be attractive because she is the last resort, or "last shot"..

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1. Symbol of a lady (hince the boobs) Cameron: Look willie i made a lady with big boobs: :)----8----< Wille:Thas whatssup! Id be on he..

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