Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

See christmas, autofellatio, masturbation, season, winter

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1. The wry satisfaction that comes from typing exactly what you want to say and ending up with exactly 140 characters used. "I can&ap..

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