Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

See christmas, autofellatio, masturbation, season, winter

Smegma Omelette

1. Obvious, really. Two guys I know did this to a bloke they hated: whilst the omelette was setting, they scraped the guff off their cocks,..

Kudodroopage

1. -The most extreme form of droopage possible. Honey, put your damn bra back on! You got the kudodroopage again!..

Hurkin

1. Something bigger than normal. Larger than expected. Outrageous size Are you going to eat that whole steak? That thing is HURKIN! 2. (..

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