Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

See christmas, autofellatio, masturbation, season, winter

You Are Going To Ruin Your Record Player Needle

1. Absolutely the best thing to put on a record playing in reverse as a backwards Satanic message. As Mephiroth spun the turntable of his ..

Danger! High Voltage!

1. "Danger! High Voltage" is the name of a song by the group Electric Six, that features a man and older woman sitting in a room,..

W00tx0r

1. The most 1337 way to say w00t. <player A> W00t j00 been qwn3d! <player B> W00tx0r -eat my pinapple! <player A> WTF ..

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