Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

See christmas, autofellatio, masturbation, season, winter

Quarter Pounder With Cheese

1. An anorexic woman with a yeast infection. i went to mcdonalds and i ate a quarter pounder with cheese. 2. An Ethopian with a yeast in..

Intarded

1. Being so inebriated that retarded simply does not capture the full intoxication while not offend "special people". I am so fu..

Jighead

1. Jig Head: A person with a large head that is very cocky and short is often refered to as a Jig, or Jighead. Damn, Why does chris have ..

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