Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

See christmas, autofellatio, masturbation, season, winter

Mehlvin

1. 1.To always forget important things, refering to a persons forgetfulness. 2.To perform a foolish act Ah, that Scott pulled a Mehlvin!..

Canoy

1. A self transplanted American in the Philippines. Combination of the terms Americano and Pinoy, taking the "Cano" from America..

Will Probably Be A Stripper In Her Older Years.

Ex:"That girl is such a Cryzlyn" See skank, whore, prostitute, cunt, hoe, slut, hoebag, slut muffin, fucker..

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