Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

See christmas, autofellatio, masturbation, season, winter

Unfuriated

1. pretending to be really, really calm at a time when you really, really want to rip some fucktard's head off. "After that guy ..

Jiggly-jaggly

1. A feeling of nervousness or unease (usually while driving) brought on by the presence of police officers, esp. state troopers. Ridin&ap..

21 Grams

1. About 1/20th of a pound. This is the amount of weight you lose the instant you die. Some say it's the weight of your spirit or so..

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