Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

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Touch My Horny

1. 1. when one demands another to touch their private areas. 2. when one touches one's own private areas. 1. Jimmy, touch my horny!!..

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