Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

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Qyel

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Ourtime

1. Mutual masturbation, usually involving two or more people. plural form of metime. Me and that chick had ourtime with the jesus dildo. ..

Briggsy Ploughman's

1. A hearty meal served in gay bars. Usually consists of a lump of mature nob cheese with arse pickle, thickly-sliced bread and pork pie w..

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