Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

See christmas, autofellatio, masturbation, season, winter

Cranialingus

1. The act of stimulating the soft spot on an infant's head with your tongue. The posterior fontanel (the smaller spot on the back of..

Viscerabag

1. The new "douchebag." Viscera, also known as the internal organs of the body, are placed in a clear, plastic bag post-autopsy...

Nip-nappity-noop-nops

1. Another phrase for the ginormous milk-secreting organs of the woman's chest. In other words: Huge Boobs. Dude! Check out the Nip..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Christmasturbation Edit Meaning