Christmasturbation

What is Christmasturbation?

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

See christmas, autofellatio, masturbation, season, winter

Mc.failure

1. Getting a crap meal/crap service/general failure in a fast food restaurant. Person 1: Man my meals sucks Person 2: Such Mc.Failure Se..

Yens

1. A form of 'yall' or 'you guys' used normally in the south but is quickly making it's way north in the midwest. ..

~owned~

1. see owned for the full def but the ~ were added for more emphasis and coolness. It Is usually used when someone gets insulted, shut down..

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