Christopher Columbus Edit Meaning

1.

Christopher Columbus is CREDITIED with discovering "the new world", but in fact, he didn't.

Hey kids! Who found America!

2nd graders: Christopher Columbus!

No! The Vikings!

2nd graders: o.o

See christopher, columbus

2.

Christopher Columbus was an Italian navigator in the service of Spainwho opened the New World to exploration. On October 12, 1492 he landed on San Salvador Island in the Bahamas with 3 ships he commanded; the Niña, the Pinta, and the Santa María. This day is known as Columbus Day. Americans observe Columbus Day on the second Monday in October (the same day as Thanksgiving in Canada).

Christopher Columbus was born on 1451 in Genoa, Italy and died on 1506 in Valladolid, Spain. His name is Cristóbal Colón in Spanish and Cristoforo Colombo in Italian.

See america, exploration, navigator, columbia, genoa

3.

1.An Italian sailor who is wrongfully given credit for "discovering the New World."Most of our high school history textbooks make him out to be a hero, when really, he was a greedy and genocidal maniac who enjoyed raping children. He killed, with the help of his Spanish sailors, around 8,000,000 people in less than 10 years- and that was just on Haiti.

1. In fourteen hundred and ninety three

Christopher Columbus stole all he could see.

See asshole, catholic, maniac, hero

4.

An action taken on by a member of the male gender in which the male inserts his penis into the vagina of a virgin girl. Since Christopher Columbus sailed the seas and was the first to discover America it is only proper to name a sex act after him.

Garrett is a sexually frustrated boy who wants to have sex with Kristina; Kristina knows this. However, Garrett thinks he is being slick and sly and hiding his fantasies very well.

Olivia: What is Garrett's deal? he seems really weird around you...

Kristina: Yea, I know... He wants to Christopher Columbus my Vagina.

Olivia: HOLY SH*T, I will not let him be your first!... I'll knock him out for you.

See vagina, virgin, fsc, sex, america, discover, first time, college

5.

the act of a fraternity guy, roofie-ing a girl and then driving her hundreds of miles away and then dumping her in the woods in hopes that she can find her way home.

Brad: What happened to my girlfriend, (insert slut name here)?

Zach: We gave her the ole Christopher Columbus. You won't have to worry about her for a while.

Brad: Sobs in the corner while masterbating into a sock.

See sex, fraternity, roofie, slut, columbus

6.

Verb

Definition 1: To Christopher Columbus is to hostilely or non-hostilely acquire something by force or without permission, very much like a dictator.

Definition 2: To be a stinky, smelly bastard

Example 1: Carlos is sitting at the dinner table eating his jam-covered English Muffin.

Juan comes over, picks up the English Muffin and eats it while staring Carlos in the face

"Yo homie, you totally just Christopher Columbused my muffin!"-Carlos

"Yeah, well maybe you should have thought of that before you Christopher Columbused my girlfriend!"-Juan

Example 2: The New World was Christopher Columbused, hostilely, by Christopher Columbus

See hostile, dictator, bastard

7.

When a guy creeps around a girl and pours pepper on her face then pulls her hair and rubs her taint.

Dude this guy gave me a Christopher Columbus and I haven't been able to smell anything for two weeks.

See spice, sex, taint, water