What is Chrones Monster?
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an alien creature who resides above my pelvis. The Chrones Monster breaches the barrier that is my stomach and fatty tissue to attack innocent pedestrians. The monster will not retreat until its victim has comforted it. Everyone who has chrones has some sort of chrones monster and THAT is why you NEVER trust someone with chrones.
Stay away from him, he has a chrones monster!
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