What is Chronic Masturbation?
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The ritualistic abuse of ones private parts. Prefering self pleasurement over actual intercourse. Foresaking all others over his personal desires. I.E. is willing to masturbate whenever and wherever said person (male or female), is at the specific moment and time.
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Kid #1: "... Damnit Eric! You don't do that in the ball pit at McDonald's!!!"
Kid #2: "Screw you, cumchugger!!" FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP...
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The act ot self-gratification using tooth-picks
see also doing the Gloria
and Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines
Mum caught Dad wa..
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A short male, roughly five foot, five inches tall, who bears a brawny facade and tough image to make up for his lack of personality and ..
