What is Chronic Masturbation?
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The ritualistic abuse of ones private parts. Prefering self pleasurement over actual intercourse. Foresaking all others over his personal desires. I.E. is willing to masturbate whenever and wherever said person (male or female), is at the specific moment and time.
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Kid #1: "... Damnit Eric! You don't do that in the ball pit at McDonald's!!!"
Kid #2: "Screw you, cumchugger!!" FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP...
Random Words:
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mad and cool.
Taken from the bombay bad boy (a cool pot noodle)
ballistic meaning angry or wild
put them together and there you have ..
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An regular asswhomping only supersides
You going to get such an asscracking..