What is Chronic Masturbation?
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The ritualistic abuse of ones private parts. Prefering self pleasurement over actual intercourse. Foresaking all others over his personal desires. I.E. is willing to masturbate whenever and wherever said person (male or female), is at the specific moment and time.
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Kid #1: "... Damnit Eric! You don't do that in the ball pit at McDonald's!!!"
Kid #2: "Screw you, cumchugger!!" FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP...
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To go on a bender that lasts multiple days, in the style of Motley Crue at their peak.
Steve failed to show up to his own wedding becau..
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That feeling you get when you screw a gal and then have immediate regrets
Bob: i can't believe you screwed Amber. You know she&apo..
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Greedy financial sector executives who swear by market force economic theory.
Oh no, that group of demoninators just ordered another ro..
