What is Chronic Masturbation?
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The ritualistic abuse of ones private parts. Prefering self pleasurement over actual intercourse. Foresaking all others over his personal desires. I.E. is willing to masturbate whenever and wherever said person (male or female), is at the specific moment and time.
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Kid #1: "... Damnit Eric! You don't do that in the ball pit at McDonald's!!!"
Kid #2: "Screw you, cumchugger!!" FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP...
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When a video game crashes/freezes/gameplay becomes jittery.
Taken from the 1st helicopter scene in jurassic park when jeff goldblum lau..
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Guests at a party who were invited by other attendees, and are not original party guests.
Jeff's dinglebuddy drank all the good be..
