Chronic Masturbation

What is Chronic Masturbation?


1.

The ritualistic abuse of ones private parts. Prefering self pleasurement over actual intercourse. Foresaking all others over his personal desires. I.E. is willing to masturbate whenever and wherever said person (male or female), is at the specific moment and time.

(see- sexy loser)

Kid #1: "... Damnit Eric! You don't do that in the ball pit at McDonald's!!!"

Kid #2: "Screw you, cumchugger!!" FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP...


89

Random Words:

1. To enjoy great tasting food. I am going to the restaurant with Bob. Oh, I hope you enjoey! See enjoy, food, enjoyable, delicious..
1. another way of saying "wake and bake". basically you wake up and smoke some weed aka wake and bake, rise with red eyes, turn a..
1. A decorative painter/"Faux" finisher who is immersed in their craft. Creating finishes for anyone for a price. Bruce loves to..