Chronic Wal-martitis

What is Chronic Wal-martitis?


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A condition that usually happens to parents when they visit their local Wal-mart several times in a 24-hour span. You are on a first name basis with the employees.

Similar to Chronic Targetitis and Chronic Home-Depotitis.

"I forgot my shopping list so I have had to go back to Wal-mart THREE times since yesterday morning!"

"You have Chronic Wal-martitis"

See shopaholic, wal-mart, wally world


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