Hetrometer

What is Hetrometer?

n. The opposite of gaydar. A device used to measure the heterosexuality of an individual.

His rating is a 9 out of 10 on the Hetrometer- He's straight.

Jizz Ditch

1. What you call a girl you only use for sex. See you later jizz ditch! See cum, jizz, ditch, slut, whore, twat, skank..

Permazing

1. The one you meet on a cruise, when you look into his eyes during a solar eclipse on the lido deck. When your heart is so happy you feel ..

Brown Crabbing

1. when two people are engaged in sexual intercourse and one squats in a crab like position over the other ones mouth while the person shit..

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