Hetrometer

What is Hetrometer?

n. The opposite of gaydar. A device used to measure the heterosexuality of an individual.

His rating is a 9 out of 10 on the Hetrometer- He's straight.

Tanned As A Badger

1. To create confusion by gaining tan lines similar to that of a badger "golly gosh squire you're tanned as a badger!" Se..

The Remote Control

1. n. the act of taking a tv remote control and thus inserting it into the female embouchement and thus simulating a male's baby makin..

Paranormal Investigator

1. A person who uses specialized equipment to investigate and research various types of paranormal occurences i thought my house may be ha..

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