Chronocellularite

What is Chronocellularite?

A person who uses his or her cell phone to tell what time it is.

Joe's always whipping out his iPhone everywhere just so he won't miss Grey's Anatomy. just get a wristwatch, you chronocellularite!

See chronocellularite, chrono

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