What is John Hose?
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n. a loud urinator, usually a small-dicked guy who thinks that pissing loudly will give others in the men's restroom the impression that he has a huge cock.
Did you hear John Hose in the restroom trying to sound hung? He totally could've quietly pissed off of the porcelain but he went for the deep water instead. What a load.
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A fat ugly girl with a huge cameltoe or fat pouch extruding from her pelvis area.
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