What is John Hose?
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n. a loud urinator, usually a small-dicked guy who thinks that pissing loudly will give others in the men's restroom the impression that he has a huge cock.
Did you hear John Hose in the restroom trying to sound hung? He totally could've quietly pissed off of the porcelain but he went for the deep water instead. What a load.
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To drink so messily that foam is left all in the beard, giving the impression of a hale pillager
Dude, wipe your face. Your viking swig..