What is John Hose?
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n. a loud urinator, usually a small-dicked guy who thinks that pissing loudly will give others in the men's restroom the impression that he has a huge cock.
Did you hear John Hose in the restroom trying to sound hung? He totally could've quietly pissed off of the porcelain but he went for the deep water instead. What a load.
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A guy with a really small dick.
Guy: My dick is only 3 inches when hard.
Girl: Haha, wow, you're a dick dwarf.
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Something hidden right under you, prepared to ruin the moment in an instant upon discovery.
Steph reached for her keys that fell betwee..
