What is John Hose?
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n. a loud urinator, usually a small-dicked guy who thinks that pissing loudly will give others in the men's restroom the impression that he has a huge cock.
Did you hear John Hose in the restroom trying to sound hung? He totally could've quietly pissed off of the porcelain but he went for the deep water instead. What a load.
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Drama that is caused by talking on instant messaging or social networking sites (i.e. Myspace, Facebook)
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When a girl is shopping around for a male cucumber a.k.a. dick.
Last night that chick sure was vegetable shopping when she was drunk.
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