What is John Hose?
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n. a loud urinator, usually a small-dicked guy who thinks that pissing loudly will give others in the men's restroom the impression that he has a huge cock.
Did you hear John Hose in the restroom trying to sound hung? He totally could've quietly pissed off of the porcelain but he went for the deep water instead. What a load.
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A gay mans tool that he uses when he is to tired to jack-off that does it for him.
You can get them at Spencers and Bj's...
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The verrazano bridge connects Brooklyn to Staten Island, nicknames the Ginnie Ginnie Gang Plank, Due to something about italians.
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