Chud-monkey

What is Chud-monkey?

a person whose penile proportions are that of a monkey (i.e. short and stubby)

your boyfriend is a real chud-monkey, his cock is wider than it is long!

Queef Shower

1. When a man is eating out a woman and she has a very juicy queef that splatters in his face. Yo, I was eating this bitch and she gave me..

Jax0r Off

1. (v.) 1337 for masturbation, see jax0r/j4x0r I jax0r off 2 teh pron!!!1 See Kung-Fu Jesus..

Crab Trap

1. Someone so slutty they seem to bait and trap crabs (and other STDs). That girl is a total crab trap. See slut, whore, skank, ho, sex, ..

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