Chud-monkey

What is Chud-monkey?

a person whose penile proportions are that of a monkey (i.e. short and stubby)

your boyfriend is a real chud-monkey, his cock is wider than it is long!

Morning Stiffy

1. A characteristic of the male human. The morning stiffy occurs at about 6 AM. Hard to ignore by the male, it should be hidden from the hu..

Zipperdeaf

1. one who has to open their mind to new sounds or scenes All that guy does is listen to U2, he's so zipperdeaf..

H2m

1. See monthiversary. An acronym for Happy 2 Month.(anniversary) Used for couples who know that their relationship will not last any long..

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