Chumpaholic Edit Meaning

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An addiction noted by user's inabiity to act in any manner other than cool. Victims display strong obsessive compulsive disorder behaviors usually consitent with those of the common player hater. If left utnreated, users render themselves isolated to outside world and usually become contemporary emo composers and major stockholders in paxil.

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