Chumpenomics

What is Chumpenomics?


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The study of chumps and their participation in public douchbaggery or their penchant for residing near the shores of Jersey. Also can be thought of as a study of their spending habits on hair product, fake tans, and clear sunglasses. You can easily identify them by their popped collar(s).

Person: "Hey, what's up man"

The Fiddler: "Bippity Boppity, (unitelligible mumbling) Fo get bout it!"

Person: "Your not making any sense..."

The Fiddler: "Da two uh yous bes not mess wit da fiddla!"

Person: "Do you want to participate in my case study in chumpenomics?"

See chump, chumpenomics, douche, douchebad, fiddler


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