Chumpul Edit Meaning

1. to be attacked sexually by a girl with mono, without knowing she has mono till its too late. dude i think i got haslamed last night thi..

1. Mexicans per hour. If you're working at Mexican speed you are good. 'Jesus tits, Dylan is working at like 5 MexPH.' See..

1. Theory of adult male/female interaction, detailed at intellectualwhores. States that men and women can never be friends unless the man i..