What is Chunky Pickle Bug?
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An unusually enormous, ugly penis looking insect that is found in humans eyes.
If found in a females eye, her breasts will shrink three bra sizes and she will grow a huge bush on her vagina.
If found in a males eye, his penis will start to swell up and eventually become a chode and turn an moldy black color.
Stay away from penis looking bugs, and you should be okay.
John: "Yeah, my Aunt died from a Chunky Pickle Bug infection"
Suzie: "That's terrible!"
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