Church Bling

What is Church Bling?

Bling seen at church. For example: golden crosses, silver candlesticks, fancy scepters, funny hats or decorated robes.

Look at all the church bling in here. They're not collecting money for the poor - they're probably getting spinnazfor the popemobile.

See church, bling, religion, worship, priest, pastor, altar boy, pope, cross, jesus, charity

Goryanced

1. to be reemed in the ass so hard that it turns permanently purple. Yeah, he did a stint up in County...they really goryanced him bad ove..

Cut You So Bad

1. To cut someone so bad, they wish you didn't cut them so bad. "Man imma cut you so bad, you wish i didn't cut you so bad...

Jailhouse Conversion

1. A sudden shift in belief systems (usually finding Jesus, but also Allah and probably every other Deity) after a period of incarceration...

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Church Bling Edit Meaning