Church Bling

What is Church Bling?

Bling seen at church. For example: golden crosses, silver candlesticks, fancy scepters, funny hats or decorated robes.

Look at all the church bling in here. They're not collecting money for the poor - they're probably getting spinnazfor the popemobile.

See church, bling, religion, worship, priest, pastor, altar boy, pope, cross, jesus, charity

Poophlinger

1. One who poo's or has sharded himself and then continues to check with moisture to discover a chunk or two and complete this gesture..

Magna Cum Laude

1. Honor bestowed upon graduation to the dude in the class who came the most during the course. Yes, I graduated Magna Cum Laude... i fuck..

Kirkaland

1. someone that kristen loves. that boys name is kirkaland, kristen probably swoons over him. See honey, sugar, boo, swoon, love..

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