Church Bling

What is Church Bling?

Bling seen at church. For example: golden crosses, silver candlesticks, fancy scepters, funny hats or decorated robes.

Look at all the church bling in here. They're not collecting money for the poor - they're probably getting spinnazfor the popemobile.

See church, bling, religion, worship, priest, pastor, altar boy, pope, cross, jesus, charity

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