Church Fanatic

What is Church Fanatic?


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Noun. A person who believes that imaginary people or places are real such as Jesus, God, Satan, angel, demon, Heaven, hell, etc. To remedy this, you must stop believing that these imaginary beings are real or you will be labeled as a "church fanatic" and possibly be put in a mental hospital.

Keep your silly ideas away from me, you church fanatic.

See church, fanatic, jesus, god, satan, imaginary, heaven, hell


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