What is Chutney Ferret?
1.
a homosexual male or a land bound ferret that works in a chutney factory.
that man likes anal sex, he must be a chutney ferret.
2.
One who likes it up the bum.
That boy is a chutney ferret if ever i saw one.
3.
A homosexual Male...other common terms include; Treacle dipper, Marmite miner, Fudge packer, Ian Black and Anal Coloumbus
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4.
slang for a gay man
Can be shortened to chutney as in:
"that guy over there looks like a chutney"
"He is a ferret of the chuney variety"
I was followed into the toilets by a chutney ferret
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5.
an unscrupulous fellow(usually identified as having a curious limp) who is rather partial to batting for the other side.. it is not in the spirit of the game!
Ian Mckenzie is a chutney ferret
6.
a dirty scrubber who nibbles the chunks of corn from freshly laid cleveland steamers
as a last resort howard feather became a bum raping chutney ferret
7.
One who is light on his feet i.e. one who jumps puddles; a bender; a shirt-lifter; he who enjoys the company of knob jockeys; a tail-gunner.
The Dale Winton - he's a chutney ferret, or I'll eat my own ass!
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