Citrix

What is Citrix?


1.

N. A crappy system that serves Microsoft Windows, usually 2000, to thin clients;with client, a Citrix client is served to by a Citrix server.

Adj. crappy, very slow, laggy, beneficial if removed. (usually defines computers)

Citrix just crashed.

My Ctrix account has been loading for hours.

To type in Citrix, make sure that your type-ahead buffer is large enough. The lag is just that bad.

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2.

Better known as "Shitrix", this thin client system lags like you wouldn't believe, and loses your data and locks your session if your program crashes. Which it does. Frequently. Can't even run the same program twice.

You often have to wait up to 10 seconds for keypresses to register when connected to the servers.

"I've got a crashed session on Citrix. Need admin to close it for me."

"'Shitrix' is lame, I want a proper system."


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