What is Clambake?
1.
An outdoor, social event, not dissimilar to a BARBECUE, when bikini-clad Barbie and her plastic partner Ken traditionally invite the neighbours round, to participate in the roasting of an AMERICAN QUILT to extreme temperatures.
(Mentioned in "Gone With the Wind" as a DALLAS SOIREE; and in "Little Women" as AFTERNOON TEA WITH AUNT AGNES.)
When the humidity and heat rose to unprecedented levels at Euphemia's CLAMBAKE, at her $500,000 beach-house, her new Italian-American neighbour Frankie Al Fresco, the famous crooner, soothed everyone's frayed nerves with a chart-topping song "In the wee, small hours", while a dear, family friend, Alfred Hitchcock, led all the guests round the garden in a jolly, traditional, British dance which he called "Knees Up Mother Brown!"
See heat , meat , complete , replete
2.
When a pussy gets banged so hard, smoke emanates from the pussy lips due to the friction.
Man, I fucked dat bee-atch so hard it was a total clambake.Yeee-haaaaa!!
See clam , pussy
3.
The female version of the "teabag".
While my friend Lana and I were taking some photos for our church Youth Group newsletter, she straddled my head and clambaked me. What will Jesus think?
See cunt bunt
4.
The female corollary to the term sausagefest ; a bar or club where the crowd is surprisingly almost exclusively female, especially when you are looking to meet men.
I heard this club brought out the hot shoegazer boys, but it's a real clambake in here.
See sausagefest , lesbians
5.
a party where females overwhelmingly outnumber males; used in the movie Clueless
What's the haps on the clambake?
6.
A party on a beach where clams, fish, and other foods are traditionally baked on rocks on top of seaweed.
That was a great clambake the other night.
See Seagull
7.
The female version of the teabag .
Whilst snapping some pics for our church Youth Group newsletter Lana suddenly straddled my head and clambaked me. What would Jese think?
See cunt bunt
When the humidity and heat rose to unprecedented levels at Euphemia's CLAMBAKE, at her $500,000 beach-house, her new Italian-American neighbour Frankie Al Fresco, the famous crooner, soothed everyone's frayed nerves with a chart-topping song "In the wee, small hours", while a dear, family friend, Alfred Hitchcock, led all the guests round the garden in a jolly, traditional, British dance which he called "Knees Up Mother Brown!"
Man, I fucked dat bee-atch so hard it was a total clambake.Yeee-haaaaa!!
While my friend Lana and I were taking some photos for our church Youth Group newsletter, she straddled my head and clambaked me. What will Jesus think?
I heard this club brought out the hot shoegazer boys, but it's a real clambake in here.
What's the haps on the clambake?
That was a great clambake the other night.
Whilst snapping some pics for our church Youth Group newsletter Lana suddenly straddled my head and clambaked me. What would Jese think?
