Clamkin

What is Clamkin?


1.

Female version of a Blumpkin. When a woman is recieving Oral Sex while defacating. There are 2 known versions of the Clamkin, the Manhattan and New England styles. The Manhattan Clamkin (red sauce) takes place during a "certain" time of the month, while the New England Clamkin takes place after the male counterpart ejaculates into or onto the female's vagina.

I was suprised that Matt liked giving Clamkins, now I can't go to the bathroom without him.

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2.

The "female" version of the blumpkin, preforming cunnilingus

while the woman defecates.

I got a "dirty Van Dyke" from giving a hooker Clamkin.

See blumpkin, cunnilingus, shit, pussy

3.

Female version of the blumpkin. When a woman is sitting on the toilet defacating the sexual parter is administering oral sex. Comes in 3 varieties (the first type being the regular 'ol "clamkin" as described above):

A. Manhattan Clamkin (red sauce) - also known as "red sea beach blanket bingo", is a clamkin during the woman's period days of the month.

B. New England Clamkin (white sauce)- or the "brown snowball" takes place after a male counterpart shoots his semen on the vagina, then engages in the oral.

Clamkins in the past have been known as "brunette goatee's" or the "brown soul patch" due to the residual fecal product on the chin of the partner giving the oral sex.

Matt wanted to give her oral so badly that he wouldn't even wait for Debbie to get off the toilet, I had no idea they were into giving / getting clamkins!

See blumpkin, dirty sanchez, tony danza, cleveland steamer, manhattan transfer, asshole, rimjob, blowjob, oral sex, anal, arabian goggles, scat, buttsex

4.

Female version of the blumpkin. When a woman is sitting on the toilet defacating the sexual parter is administering oral sex. Comes in 3 varieties (the first type being the regular 'ol "clamkin" as described above):

A. Manhattan Clamkin (red sauce) - also known as "red sea beach blanket bingo", is a clamkin during the woman's period days of the month.

B. New England Clamkin (white sauce)- or the "brown snowball" takes place after a male counterpart shoots his semen on the vagina, then engages in the oral.

Clamkins in the past have been known as "brunette goatee's" or the "brown soul patch" due to the residual fecal product on the chin of the partner giving the oral sex.

Matt wanted to give her oral so badly that he wouldn't even wait for Debbie to get off the toilet, I had no idea they were into giving / getting clamkins!

See blumpkin, dirty sanchez, tony danza, cleveland steamer, manhattan transfer, asshole, rimjob, blowjob, oral sex, anal, arabian goggles, scat, buttsex


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