Claymore Face

What is Claymore Face?


1.

The ugliest chick you can imagine,

particularly when they have a face

that is totally pockmarked by acne,

as if she had been standing before

a Claymore mine when it detonated.

Hey, Bubba! I fucked Claymore face

for the first time last night!

Really? Her mug is so pitted up you

could use Bondo to smooth it out...

See hag, horrorshow, skank, slut, bitch


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