Claymore Face

What is Claymore Face?

The ugliest chick you can imagine,

particularly when they have a face

that is totally pockmarked by acne,

as if she had been standing before

a Claymore mine when it detonated.

Hey, Bubba! I fucked Claymore face

for the first time last night!

Really? Her mug is so pitted up you

could use Bondo to smooth it out...

See hag, horrorshow, skank, slut, bitch

Mulch Pile

1. when a person takes a shit and doesn't wipe their ass good and the shit dries on it Man I was gonna lick her ring but she had a mu..

Goggled

1. intoxication due to excees consumption of alcohol smashed, drunk, too many to drink, off your head - he's goggled See drunk, smas..

D Stand

1. passing out at a bar on a chick with at least "d" cups because you cant hold your head up anymore David: dam im tore up, can ..

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