What is Claymore Face?
1.
The ugliest chick you can imagine,
particularly when they have a face
that is totally pockmarked by acne,
as if she had been standing before
a Claymore mine when it detonated.
Hey, Bubba! I fucked Claymore face
for the first time last night!
Really? Her mug is so pitted up you
could use Bondo to smooth it out...
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