Clean Table

What is Clean Table?

When a man ejaculates on to a female, or male's chest and then they rub it around until the chest is shiny like a clean table.

"Dude i totally gave Sally a clean table last night; when it dried she had to scratch the crust off. HAHA!!!

See skeet, jizz, sex, wtf, lmao

Queer The Crack

1. to insert the erect genitellia of the male into the anal cavity of another person. Donksta would queer your crack, watch out Coby, here..

Keep Pratce

1. The term 'Ill Keep Pratce' is slang for 'I'll Keep Practicing'. The phrase was first coined by SomethingAwful&a..

Loftiss

1. A person with a tiny penis who likes to engage in anal sex before during and after trips to the gym. People who are loftisses are normal..

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