Clean Table

What is Clean Table?

When a man ejaculates on to a female, or male's chest and then they rub it around until the chest is shiny like a clean table.

"Dude i totally gave Sally a clean table last night; when it dried she had to scratch the crust off. HAHA!!!

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Shit Your Teeth

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Like Nailing Jello To A Tree

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