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An African tribe that walks on their hands when in their home, so they don't leave footprints
I left footprints on the kitchen flo..
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A sandwich made with condensed milk which tastes better than a jam sandwich
jam butty
Tin lally buttie's will rot your teeth but ..
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A number deuce that is not tapered at either end.
A large square log would be a bicovel turd.
See dump, deuce, top shelf, poo..