What is Cleatus?
1.
a classic slack jawed yokel type moron.
sheriff Rosco P.Coltraine(dukes)
2.
A rare, but very dangerous sexually transmitted disease that only activates in youth pastors.
Justin came down with a severe case of cleatus over the thanksgiving holiday.
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3.
A Deputy Sheriff on the 1980's television hit, The Dukes of Hazzard
Deputy Cletus arrested the Duke boys.
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When you are making out with a girl, you give her a donkey punch and just after that you give her a pearl necklace combined with a cleve..
