Clemmow

What is Clemmow?

To put your thumb and forefinger up somebody's arse until you feel the tippy point of a turd, and then pulling the turd out with your fingers.

I was feeling very plugged up, until she gave me a clemmow to remember.

Falopijication

1. When one desperetly has to use the bathroom but there is no bathroom around. "Dude, I was driving and I was falopijicating so bad ..

Alchevator

1. An elevator that has recently been occupied by a group of drunken revelers. Noted primarily by smell. "Damn this alchevator smells..

Ptfom

1. Acronym for "pissing the fuck outta me" Basically a severe case of "pissing me off" First used by jimmy to describ..

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