Clemmow

What is Clemmow?

To put your thumb and forefinger up somebody's arse until you feel the tippy point of a turd, and then pulling the turd out with your fingers.

I was feeling very plugged up, until she gave me a clemmow to remember.

Unction Junction Function

1. The act of performing a bowel movement i.e. having a shit / dump. I've gots to go to the loo for an unction junction function...

Zig-zaggin

1. When you have had way too much to drink and you can no longer walk in a straight line. Wow Cori, do you remember anything from last nig..

Critikill

1. Critical + Kill = CRiTiKiLL. Critical 1.) Inclined to judge severely and find fault. 2.)Characterized by careful, exact evaluation a..

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