Clemmow

What is Clemmow?

To put your thumb and forefinger up somebody's arse until you feel the tippy point of a turd, and then pulling the turd out with your fingers.

I was feeling very plugged up, until she gave me a clemmow to remember.

Neenoo

1. A very small, hard knot of hair, twisted up betwixt the thumb and index finger, then mashed together. Look, he has been neenooing, his ..

Mcgritter

1. To fuck someone over, intentionally or not. To be a dick. Rodney pretty much pulled a McGritter and ashed in my drink. See fuck over, ..

Retard Bingo

1. Nickname for "Deal or No Deal" gameshow. Game of numbers and chance which requires no knowledge or skills. "Did you see..

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