Clemmow

What is Clemmow?

To put your thumb and forefinger up somebody's arse until you feel the tippy point of a turd, and then pulling the turd out with your fingers.

I was feeling very plugged up, until she gave me a clemmow to remember.

Zachimization

1. A software development term in which you perform optimization of a program by the removal of key features. Remember we don't want ..

Ooh La La So Soon

1. 1. Premature ejaculation in France (jocular). 2. A score of 69 in darts, basketball, pool, etc, when someone celebrates before winning ..

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1. Laugh My Fucking Ass Off Fall Off Chair Roll On Floor Piss Myself Laughing. Unbelievable hilarity has ensued, the type you'd normal..

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