Clemmow

What is Clemmow?

To put your thumb and forefinger up somebody's arse until you feel the tippy point of a turd, and then pulling the turd out with your fingers.

I was feeling very plugged up, until she gave me a clemmow to remember.

Turquish Snowcone

1. Similar to a stone cold susan, except instead of numbng the anus you numb the vaginal area(clitoris, cervix, labia, etc.) and then eat o..

Jethammered

1. The feeling of drunkeness when severely jetlagged Dude, I've just done an 11 hour flight and I'm off to get jethammered See ..

Queefmonger

1. A cunt-faced whore who likes to queef and have wild and crazy sex which leads to queefing. queef cunt Ben: What's up queefmonger? ..

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