Clemmow

What is Clemmow?

To put your thumb and forefinger up somebody's arse until you feel the tippy point of a turd, and then pulling the turd out with your fingers.

I was feeling very plugged up, until she gave me a clemmow to remember.

Grandma Bones

1. When something is really NOT COOL. Mike: Hey, Armstrong, why are you crying? Armstrong: My dad just left us and now I have no where t..

Zambored

1. Being bored while driving, or sitting on, a zamboni. The employee at the ice rink was zambored all night. See zamboni, bored, hockey, ..

Zombie Fuck

1. Noun. A girl who does nothing during sex. "Sex with Jenny was like having sex with a dead girl." "Bummer, she was a zom..

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