Clemmow

What is Clemmow?

To put your thumb and forefinger up somebody's arse until you feel the tippy point of a turd, and then pulling the turd out with your fingers.

I was feeling very plugged up, until she gave me a clemmow to remember.

Zipper Suck

1. When your zipper sucks in the material below making it impossible to zip or unzip. My favorite pants got zipper suck while standing at ..

Gimpleßläused

1. pronounced gim-pel-schlowsed To be drunk off one's gord. I'm too gimpleßläused to walk so I think I'll drive. Larry wa..

W.o.k.

1. An abbreviation for Without Kids. Typically refers to the circumstance where a parent is free to party. Often used every other weekend t..

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