Clemmow

What is Clemmow?

To put your thumb and forefinger up somebody's arse until you feel the tippy point of a turd, and then pulling the turd out with your fingers.

I was feeling very plugged up, until she gave me a clemmow to remember.

Zoobarf

1. syn. A zekial. It's pretty obvious. "Last night I saw a zoobarf." "What?" "You know, a zekial." ..

Fucking Mong

1. A derogatory phrase used towards mongs. Also used towards people you dont like when you cant think of anything else to say. Did you see..

One-way Talker

1. A person who talks AT you. A self-obsessed individual who lacks interest in anything someone else has to say. (A key sign that you are..

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