Clemmow

What is Clemmow?

To put your thumb and forefinger up somebody's arse until you feel the tippy point of a turd, and then pulling the turd out with your fingers.

I was feeling very plugged up, until she gave me a clemmow to remember.

Hypocritarian

1. A 'vegetarian' who eats fish, seafood, and/or chicken. I had lunch with a bunch of hypocritarians. We went to Itsu and they a..

Dick-pleasers

1. Slang from military / drill sergeant origins. A synonym for lips or mouth. Alright soldiers, shut your dick-pleasers and listen up. Se..

Aids Infected Cougar Cock

1. when some thing or some situation is REALLY awful to the max, then it sucks AIDS infected cougar cock. When I was in the medical clinic..

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