Clemmow

What is Clemmow?

To put your thumb and forefinger up somebody's arse until you feel the tippy point of a turd, and then pulling the turd out with your fingers.

I was feeling very plugged up, until she gave me a clemmow to remember.

Uni-baller

1. A disgruntled man that has one testicle and somehow bangs dirty goth chicks. Can also be a ball point pen maker. Goddamn that uni-balle..

Podrangle

1. A rectangle with rounded corners. "Those iPods are in the shape of a podrangle." See shapes, pod, ipod, rounded, rectangle..

Hmi

1. Human Machine Interface. An industrial automation term describing a graphical interface into the process. Usually a PC application t..

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