Clemmow

What is Clemmow?

To put your thumb and forefinger up somebody's arse until you feel the tippy point of a turd, and then pulling the turd out with your fingers.

I was feeling very plugged up, until she gave me a clemmow to remember.

Mucky Pup

1. A messy person, someone who is prone to spilling things on themselves. Usually applied to children. Oh Tom! you've spilt your cere..

The Attic

1. Def: Noun, The third floor, right side of Hook Hall at Elon University. The Attic is comprised of eight, good looking gentlemen who enj..

Free Car Wash Day

1. when it rains, and your car is outside, you get a free crappy carwash! "Oh man! I didn't know it was going to be Free Car Was..

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