Clemmow

What is Clemmow?

To put your thumb and forefinger up somebody's arse until you feel the tippy point of a turd, and then pulling the turd out with your fingers.

I was feeling very plugged up, until she gave me a clemmow to remember.

Zombieware

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Liquid Handcuffs

1. long-term addiction to methadone. Since I got off heroin I've been in liquid handcuffs for twenty years. See addiction, recovery,..

Got It Memorized

1. The awesome catchphrase used by Quinton Flynn playing his role as Axel in the video game Kingdom Hearts II. A-X-E-L. Got it memorized?..

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