Clemmow

What is Clemmow?

To put your thumb and forefinger up somebody's arse until you feel the tippy point of a turd, and then pulling the turd out with your fingers.

I was feeling very plugged up, until she gave me a clemmow to remember.

Xxl

1. The standard "medium" size for most Americans. Hmmm, Damn, just XXL. Do you have anything bigger? 2. v. Describes the size ..

Rent A Crowd

1. Wankers who will protest against anything and everything even if they don't know what they are protesting about. Mostly made up of..

Twatt Swatter

1. the female equivalent of a cock blocker Jessica: so mike what do you like to do for fun? then suddenly Lisa comes from across the bar ..

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