Clemmow

What is Clemmow?

To put your thumb and forefinger up somebody's arse until you feel the tippy point of a turd, and then pulling the turd out with your fingers.

I was feeling very plugged up, until she gave me a clemmow to remember.

Double Shred

1. two guys fuck one girl. calvin lets double shred this broad. See broad, girl, shred, fuck, double, two..

Amish Affair

1. unmarital sex to a farm animal, while married to a woman. Jacob; "Zeke can't take his road test today, he had an amish affair..

Beer Perfesser

1. a professor of physics who writes a whole book about the bubbles in beer i say is that a beer perfesser I spy in yon chamber? See beer..

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