Clemmow

What is Clemmow?

To put your thumb and forefinger up somebody's arse until you feel the tippy point of a turd, and then pulling the turd out with your fingers.

I was feeling very plugged up, until she gave me a clemmow to remember.

For Real No Shit

1. the opening line to and first indication of a completely fabricated story, usually loosely based on fact. Often told by submariners. F..

Vinny Boom Batts

1. A crazy Italian Bag-a-Donuts. Hey yo Vinny Boom Batts, That is affirmative sir, thats a big 10-4, its a 1 out of 12 with a 214!..

Phucktarded

1. A combination of the word "fuck" and "retarded" except spelled a little differently. A phucktard is someone who is s..

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