Clemmow

What is Clemmow?

To put your thumb and forefinger up somebody's arse until you feel the tippy point of a turd, and then pulling the turd out with your fingers.

I was feeling very plugged up, until she gave me a clemmow to remember.

Jizz Monger

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Amsturbating

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Ltj

1. The acronym for Less Than Jake, (one of) the best bands the world has (and will) ever seen. see ska Did you go to the LTJ concert? it ..

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