Clemmow

What is Clemmow?

To put your thumb and forefinger up somebody's arse until you feel the tippy point of a turd, and then pulling the turd out with your fingers.

I was feeling very plugged up, until she gave me a clemmow to remember.

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Queese

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Descrotilation

1. The removal of ones scrotumby means of surgical procedure allowing the testesto simply hang loose. John Waddell's scrotumwas surgi..

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