Clemmow

What is Clemmow?

To put your thumb and forefinger up somebody's arse until you feel the tippy point of a turd, and then pulling the turd out with your fingers.

I was feeling very plugged up, until she gave me a clemmow to remember.

Qwerty Smeg

1. unknown composition of ditritus and gunge left on much used keyboards/mouse usually @ work- what is it? and where did it come from? is i..

Quackin

1. Another Word For Fake And/Or Bootleg Reg's Earrings Is Quackin. See bootleg, fake, regtard, oh, damn, shit 1. Another Word For ..

Pubo-helmular Discomfort

1. A painful condition whereby one or more pubic hairs becomes lodged inside the foreskinof the penis, against the helmet. Movement will re..

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