Clemmow

What is Clemmow?

To put your thumb and forefinger up somebody's arse until you feel the tippy point of a turd, and then pulling the turd out with your fingers.

I was feeling very plugged up, until she gave me a clemmow to remember.

Zebraface

1. a person with an obnoxious laugh.sounding like a zebra. she doesnt laugh like a pig. shes more of a zebraface. See obnoxious..

Lysistrata

1. Wife that withholds sex for the greater good (i.e. stopping a war, saving a kitten). Man 1: Sorry man, but I can't go bar-hopping ..

Powder Whore

1. a person that hates a ski resort because it does not get snow jimmy is such a powder whore See skiing, powder, snowboarding, jizz, hah..

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