Clemmow

What is Clemmow?

To put your thumb and forefinger up somebody's arse until you feel the tippy point of a turd, and then pulling the turd out with your fingers.

I was feeling very plugged up, until she gave me a clemmow to remember.

Zaga

1. the most affluent school on the south of dublin that guy in zaga is a total fokn ledge See gonzaga, affluent, south, school, fock..

Lavatate

1. To make use off the lavatory. "I should not have had that tenth juice-box, I really need to lavatate." See lavatate, lavator..

[shit] [stranded]

1. To be left high and (not so) dry in a time of urgent need. Nearly everyone, at some point in their life, has been shit strandedin a ba..

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