Clemmow

What is Clemmow?

To put your thumb and forefinger up somebody's arse until you feel the tippy point of a turd, and then pulling the turd out with your fingers.

I was feeling very plugged up, until she gave me a clemmow to remember.

Crapkins

1. Those dispensed napkins you use to take a crap in public restrooms. "I had to hover over the toilet; they were all out of crapkins..

Zimmerfied

1. so drunk that u can barely see strait, the second level of extreme drunkness, past nardofied and just before tuckermax drunk. when zimme..

Horizontal Rain Dance

1. The act of having sex with a Native American man. Hey I heard Jackie is dating a Native American dude...do you know if they've don..

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