Clemmow

What is Clemmow?

To put your thumb and forefinger up somebody's arse until you feel the tippy point of a turd, and then pulling the turd out with your fingers.

I was feeling very plugged up, until she gave me a clemmow to remember.

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Kimmy

1. 1.smart, intelligent 2.rich 3.beutiful 1.wow! your so kimmy.(smart) 2.i wish i was kimmy.(rich) 3.i'm so kimmy.(beutiful) See..

Halotard

1. Similar to Narutardand Bleachtard except that the person is a extreme fan of the Halo game series. Stop playing Halo and get a life, yo..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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