Cleveland Hot Pocket

What is Cleveland Hot Pocket?

1.

Follow these steps to achieve the pinnacle of revenge and microwave cookery.

Step 1 - Remove turntable from "friends" microwave oven.

Step 2 - Shit on said turntable.

Step 3 - Cook on high for 1 minute 30 seconds (Some microwaves with lower wattages will require a longer cooking time)

Tip - Cook until shit begins to bubble and billow steam.

I'm going to give that little corn-fed bitch the Cleveland Hot Pocket.

See shit, cleveland, revenge, microwave

2.

The act of eating all of the filling out of a hot pocket, and only leaving the outside breading, and then proceeding to re-fill the breading with one's shit and cum. And then feeding it to a partner.

These Cleveland Hot Pockets are fucking delicious!

See cleveland steamer, alabama hot pocket, hot pocket, shit, shit sex
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