Cleveland Steamers

What is Cleveland Steamers?


1.

X is a dumb fuck. A chili dog is where you shit on a girl's chest then titty-fuck her. A cleveland steamer is where (often in the act of a breakup) you have sex with someone, wait for them to fall asleep, take a huge shit on their chest, and leave.

I would never chili dog anyone. However, I gave out a few cleveland steamers out in my day. I shat on their chests and got the fuck out of there.

See x, is, a, stupid, cunt, dookieluv

2.

Oh, come on. You all know it's when you take a shit on a girls chest and slide it around.

You know what would be funny? If they made a sports team called the Cleveland Steamers.

See that, would, make, a, good, sports, team

3.

A big, long, fresh steamy turd.

Use your imagination.

See Bob

4.

A sexual act where one takes a giant, steamy shit on a girl's chest, then titty fucks her.

Jim: "I think i got some shit in my urethra after i gave Kim a Cleveland Steamer last night"

Bob: "Sucks, man"

See X


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