Clifton Park

What is Clifton Park?


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An Albany, NY suburb of 35,000. Home to soccer moms, business dads, and preppy,

jocky, nerdy, gothic, and emo teens that mainly attend the world's largest

torture chamber, Shenendehowa Central Schools. If your looking for the bitchiest

women and cockiest guys, look no further than the "Welcome to Clifton Park"

sign. Don't say I didn't warn you if you choose to set your eyes past that sign.

Yo man, I just went to Clifton Park, and some preppy bitch was chewing out her

jocky boyfriend about staring at her friend's ass. The traffic was fucking

horrible, and there were even some preppy ass 40 year old soccer moms that were

wrinkly as hell from all those NY winters they spent in the tanning booths.

See shitty, ass, town, that, can, blow, me, i, don't, care, how, hot, most, of, the, women, are, there, they, actually, enjoy


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