What is Clinker?
1.
A small peice of shit that is attacted to a anus hair, commonly called a "Dingle Berry"
2.
Faece (shit) that drys on the hair around the anal region, resulting in crusty brown shit crumbs.
When he Lisa bent over, Rachelle could see her clinker.
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3.
(n) 1. The incombustible residue, fused into an irregular lump, that remains after the combustion of coal.
2. A partially vitrified brick or a mass of bricks fused together.
3. An extremely hard burned brick.
4. Vitrified matter expelled by a volcano.
5. Slang.
A sour note in a musical performance: hit a clinker.
A mistake; a blunder.
Something of inferior quality; a conspicuous failure: a clinker of a show.
6. Chiefly British. Something admirable or first-rate.
Ouch! I just got hit in the head with a clinker!
4.
The hard snow and ice mixture that attaches itself behind the tires of a car.
After driving through a snow storm a huge clinker formed behind my tire and I couldn't kick it off.
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5.
A fucked up occurance brought about by complete and utter incompentence in organizing or otherwise administrating simple every-day situations.
"Stephen pulled a Clinker: he bought a sandwich with his VISA card ten years ago and now has $75,978.34 in credit card debt...no, he didn't buy anything else, just the sandwich"
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see also
Ouch! Teggits
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7.
A rather attractive girl.Origin galway ireland
geez shamie shes a real clinker, id love to put a baby in her.
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