Clippit Edit Meaning

1.

the annoying paper clip of microsoft progreams that asks you annoying questions when you dont need help

clippit: i see you are writing a suicide note. can i help?

2.

Clippit: The small retarded little office assistant used by microsoft at the most innappropriate times.

Directions to kill: go to

C:Program FilesMicrosoft OfficeOFFICE11

and delete any .acg and .acs files you can see

I will not be held responsible if this crashes your computer because it doesn't need an excuse to crash it can manage quite well on its own.

Clippit: You don't appear to be writing a letter

Me: Go away

Clippit: I think you should, letters are fun

Me: No. Go away

Clippit: First start with a word like sponge...

Me: LEAVE ME ALLONE!

Clippit: Then try a word like muffin, I like muffins...

Me: -breaks down in tears-

See clippit, paperclip, help

3.

(pronuncination-an-oy-ing) The most fujin annoying thing microsofe EVER made. It pops up just when you dont need it to piss you off once more

Clippit:How may i help you?

Me:Yaaaarrrrgggghhhh diiiieeee