Clittard

What is Clittard?

A person, usually a republican male, with a developmental disorder that hampers his ability to locate the clitoris on a female sex partner.

Laura was a real crabby bitch because her husband George was such a clittard.

Riding The Bump

1. Riding in the middle seat in the back row of a car, where there may or may not be a bump. Sally: Not it! Susy: Not it! Fred: Aww crap..

Off My Meds

1. An explanation for unusual behavior, ie forgetting appointments, falling asleep in the middle of the day, lack of energy. Stopping presc..

The Shenanigans Flag

1. A term used to point out or call out a clear and obvious social mistake on the part of others. "I'm throwing down the shenani..

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