Clittery Edit Meaning

1. Masturbation. Called zero-to-three because that's how many times you do it per day. Alright guys, I'm going home to zero-to-..

1. Quietpes in playing the computer game Pro Evolution Soccer on the XBox very quietly, so as not to wake your housemates. Or at least crea..

1. An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted. Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your n..