Clive

What is Clive?


1.

The god among biceps. Everytime he makes an entrance, universes collide, the sun explodes, and black holes swallow themselves.

In b4 clive

In between clive

In after clive

See biceps, god, peak

2.

A word that can be used to replace anything you fancy... Can be fitted into any context, and is perfect to add that extra bit of pizazz into a sentence.

'Clive' is famously hard to be defined - anyone asking "What does clive mean?" is frowned upon until they can work out that it does not actually have a meaning..

Formally christened by the Fulham rapper Example, who uses it at any available chance and has started off a snowball effect on the use of the word.

Fulham Rapper Example:

"He clived on her clives"

"Eight forty-clive"

"That's clive"

See example, fulham, sheldrake

3.

A dirty asshole

That slut likes eating clive.

4.

A stickler for rules or general dickhead.

"That police officer is a right Clive."

5.

A igloo shaped korean with no sense of humour or any sense of control over sucking the "COCK".

He loves men and is in a clan called "MAN-SEX".

Everyone hates him and doesnt want to stand next to him.

Clive O'Shea cant get any girls therefore he sucks the cock for a living causing he cant get any pussy.

Go home Clive O'Shea

Clive, sucks the COCK

Clive 4 Men

Clive O'Shea is Kassi.

6.

major minger who looks like a bum hole- has major obsession with needles and cocks. loves men but major retard and loser!strange hair-do, walks wierd and talk a load of rubbish. may come across as nice but is lying.

jammy horse"i love willys and fish"

sandra and marj"i hate u u r such a clive gosh"

See loser, retard, clive, fish

7.

n. chav - used as a derogatory term to describe a pikey.

Gavin your such a clive

See Narly


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