What is Clive?
1.
The god among biceps. Everytime he makes an entrance, universes collide, the sun explodes, and black holes swallow themselves.
In b4 clive
In between clive
In after clive
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2.
A word that can be used to replace anything you fancy... Can be fitted into any context, and is perfect to add that extra bit of pizazz into a sentence.
'Clive' is famously hard to be defined - anyone asking "What does clive mean?" is frowned upon until they can work out that it does not actually have a meaning..
Formally christened by the Fulham rapper
Fulham Rapper
Example :
"He clived on her clives"
"Eight forty-clive"
"That's clive"
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3.
A dirty asshole
That slut likes eating clive.
4.
A stickler for rules or general dickhead.
"That police officer is a right Clive."
5.
A igloo shaped korean with no sense of humour or any sense of control over sucking the "COCK".
He loves men and is in a clan called "MAN-SEX".
Everyone hates him and doesnt want to stand next to him.
Clive O'Shea cant get any girls therefore he sucks the cock for a living causing he cant get any pussy.
Go home Clive O'Shea
Clive, sucks the COCK
Clive 4 Men
Clive O'Shea is Kassi.
6.
major minger who looks like a bum hole- has major obsession with needles and cocks. loves men but major retard and loser!strange hair-do, walks wierd and talk a load of rubbish. may come across as nice but is lying.
jammy horse"i love willys and fish"
sandra and marj"i hate u u r such a clive gosh"
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7.
n. chav - used as a derogatory term to describe a pikey.
Gavin your such a clive
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