What is Clockblock?
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When you're looking forward to leaving work early or on time, but are kept late either by a new assignment from your boss or a chatty coworker.
I was all set to rush out of work at 5:00, but then I got totally clockblocked by my boss and wound up staying till almost 7.
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When you're having a sexual dream and it's interrupted by your alarm clock.
I was about to screw this chick in my sleep at 7:59 and at 8, I got a clockbock. The alarm fuckin clockblocked me. Dirty bastard.
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3.
A: A person who prevents you from seeing your clock or prevents you from getting somewhere on time.
B: A person who stands in front of the swim clock preventing another swimmer from meeting his or her interval.
A: Jill- "You're ten minutes late Jack."
Jack- "Sorry my roommate was being a clockblock and wouldn't let me leave till I cleaned the dishes from last night."
B: Coach- "Adam! You missed your interval!"
Adam- "Coach, it wasn't my fault. Mike was standing in front of the clock again.
Coach- "What a clockblock, I'll talk to him about it."
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4.
The ability of upper management at a company to habitually prevent employees from working overtime.
"I wanted to work some extra time today to get my job done finally, but Mr. Wethers is going to clockblock me again."
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A moron who blocks the timeclock because he's waiting for EXACTLY 8 hours from when he clocked before clocking out for fear of losing pay.
If that idiot wants to wait until exactly 7:00 to clock out, he needs to stand aside and not be a clockblock.
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