Clockwork Ninja Edit Meaning

1.

A highly dependable criminal assistant, as seen in the GTA: San Andreas mission, 'Robbing Uncle Sam.'

CJ: Where we going?

Ryder: Ocean docks.

CJ: How we get this van? It wasn't outside when I came through.

Ryder: My homie LB, he like a clockwork ninja! Real dependable. Unlike some of you motherfuckers...

CJ: Give it a rest man.

See clock, ninja, criminal, gta, san andreas

2.

A person who can be called upon when a technical or otherwise difficult task requires expertise. A clockwork ninja uses his own untraditional methods, but the result is still (usually) flawless.

from the game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas":

CJ: How can these cars keep appearing outside our garage when we need it?

Cesar: A friend of mine gets them for me.. im not sure how, he's a clockwork ninja.

(exact quote needed)

See expert, creative

3.

adj. one who can be dependably called upon to carry out various acts of questionable legality.

person_01: "Who we gonna get to pour sugar into that drive-way blockin' muthafucka's tank?"

person_02: "I'll get my bro, he always pulls shit like that off without question... a real clockwork ninja."

See theif, hacker, skullduggery