Clomposure

What is Clomposure?

A pitiful clumsy attempt at being composed and achieving closure after being dumped.

Alesha Dixon's song Breathe Slow should use the word CLOMPOSURE rather than closure to show the full extent of her needy desperation:

"Cos, ladies, take it in

And get cLomposure

Before I lose it

Get cLomposure"

See closure, composure, needy, relationship, end

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