Close Crapper

What is Close Crapper?

Someone who decides to occupy the stall next to you even though there is an empty one two stalls away. And then proceeds to let the fireworks happen.

No matter what time of day he went to the bathroom, Ross couldn't seem to escape that close crapper from accounting.

See near, bathroom, crap, poop, toilet, far

Ecky-ecky-ecky-ptang-zoop-boing-bigwam-ohhh

1. The catchphrase of the Knights Who Say Ni {Monty Python} "We... are the Knights of Ni. Ecky-ecky-ecky-ptang-zoop-boing-bigwam-ohh..

Zotar

1. a japanese name from a unknown anime... I think "Look! Zotar is running on that wall!" See anime, japanese, arabic, zotar, f..

Bum-flu

1. To have AIDS fully blown as a physical desciption": Look at her!!! She';s gotta have bum-flu!! See aids, hiv, skanky, riddl..

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