What is Close Crapper?
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Someone who decides to occupy the stall next to you even though there is an empty one two stalls away. And then proceeds to let the fireworks happen.
No matter what time of day he went to the bathroom, Ross couldn't seem to escape that close crapper from accounting.
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a suculant energy placed onto ones asshole until it becomes redish and disgusting
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The easing out of flatulency gently, usually when sitting down, so as not to attract undue attention.
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