Close Crapper

What is Close Crapper?

Someone who decides to occupy the stall next to you even though there is an empty one two stalls away. And then proceeds to let the fireworks happen.

No matter what time of day he went to the bathroom, Ross couldn't seem to escape that close crapper from accounting.

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Unch

1. unch: The entire crotch area of a human being, with emphasis on the lower part of the genitalia. Meant to refer to the entire experience..

W.w.u.d.

1. also known as "What Would Uther Do". Uther was an extremely great paladin in Warcraft lore and died trying to save humanity. ..

F My L

1. Short, slang term for "fuck my life." I got a parking ticket, I failed my test, and my girl is cheating on me. F my l. See u..

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