What is Close Crapper?
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Someone who decides to occupy the stall next to you even though there is an empty one two stalls away. And then proceeds to let the fireworks happen.
No matter what time of day he went to the bathroom, Ross couldn't seem to escape that close crapper from accounting.
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(V)Kind of like a superfuck, it is the apex of all that is doinking.
1." I got the ultradoink of my life last night."
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Describing a state of being impaired by drugs and/or alcohol, or some similar condition relating to.
For showing up to work repeatedly ..
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A lame-ass defence commonly used by prison inmates, adolescent children and adulterous spouses.
Bubba: What if the guard finds my shank..
