Close Crapper

What is Close Crapper?

Someone who decides to occupy the stall next to you even though there is an empty one two stalls away. And then proceeds to let the fireworks happen.

No matter what time of day he went to the bathroom, Ross couldn't seem to escape that close crapper from accounting.

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