Close Crapper

What is Close Crapper?

Someone who decides to occupy the stall next to you even though there is an empty one two stalls away. And then proceeds to let the fireworks happen.

No matter what time of day he went to the bathroom, Ross couldn't seem to escape that close crapper from accounting.

See near, bathroom, crap, poop, toilet, far

Ning!

1. it started as a genuine typo for 'innit' but it means so much more now. It's when 2 people really know what the other is ..

[poose] Brake

1. To intentionally interfere with one's pursuit of poose. Doug (pulling a belligerent Cale aside): Cale, you're looking pretty ..

Volauvent

1. Inadequate pie, a term coined by the comedian Ross Noble. "hey Fred want an inadequate pie?" "No Clive I hate volauvent..

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